i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE
I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.
Trying to stay awake in a boring class
i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me
i almost cried listening to the first HTTYD soundtrack, realizing the new movie is crap comparing to how amazing the first one was.. i especially missed the great music..
mom gave me a very important task: i must eat all the food before i leave for a festival otherwise it will go bad..
MUST. EAT. ALL. THE. FOOD.
It’s half past two in the morning and i’m finishing the last dish