save the earth, it’s the only planet with chocolate and pizza
Client: Hey! We need a digital artist to color a sketch one of our guys made. It’s the eight of us as superheroes. Would you be able to do that?
Me: Yes, but eight characters would take time to color.
Client: Oh, that’s okay. We need it next week. How does $5 sound?
I give him a look.
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard